Pronunciation Guide (Television version)
Why Let Our Religious Tax
Exemption Pass You By !
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Senior Adult Entertainment /
Escort Biz Flourishes Along
Rte 209
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Philosophers Wax Aporetically
at Park Dung Beetle Contest
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Sullivan Cnty, NY Feral Hogs
Signal 2012 GOP Pres. Victory?
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Our Kind Magazine covers:
Sept. 2011 Nov. 2011
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Comment: I received an advanced copy of the article "Rex Tremble at the Reading
Railroad Heritage Museum."
It's awful. That's no place to hookup with
women. My other reasons are bound and boxed, and will be delivered by
UPS.
GvJ: We have no strong objections to receiving surly comments about
an advanced
copy of something that has yet to be written. That way we we can get a clue
as to what we might say, and
incorporate the relevant objections.
Comment: What's with the use of the words "abbreviated foliage" in the interview?
GvJ: We encourage our reporters to believe they are reaching literary heights
and
allow the occasional rogue, or (in their minds) fanciful wording.
According to the draft GvJ Style Guide, the following words are acceptable substitutes:
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Comment: I was told that Rapture Cream ("Come Up Gleaming") is temporarily unavailable. That was 2 months ago; what's the story now?
GvJ: Imagine our disappointment at the prospect of being side-saddled with semi-vast
quantities of these tubularized emollients. Fortunately, a contact at the U.S. State
Department familiar with applying demulcents to the palm, arranged for approval
of an humanitarian shipment to North Korea (DPRK) for the benefit of the
"Dear Leader" and his family - possibly out of U.S. concern that cracked skin during
the forthcoming winter might set off more irritable behavior.
Now that "yard stick with hair" is gone - the NKs deny he died during a
Rapture Cream slather party - we expect the balance of the shipment will be
undeliverable, and again available online in the U.S., or at Rapture Cream parties
hosted in the tri-state area by GvJ representative Creamy Cheung.¹
¹ (Not to be mistaken for one of these Linkedin members.)